like said before, there will be a lot of nonsense posts about .. well.. nonsense.
But I was just outside my yard, and I felt a brush on my neck. I Flicked something off of my neck.
and this is what came off.
Holy fuckme.
If I knew at the present time that THAT. fucking monster of a beast bug was on my damnititalltohell neck. I would have literally had a seizure and died, right there, in my lawn, cigarette in mouth.
So I built up the nerve to gently scoot the "little" bugger over to the pavement, so I could take a shot of it with my blackberry.
He looked just like a leaf. And did I mention he was enormous, and on my neck? ok. yep.
I googled my new friend, and it seems he is a "leaf bug". Heard about them before. But never had an intimate encounter with one. CLOSE CALL. Life threatening, but pretty fucking cool, no?
Over and out.
( PLEASE DO NOT JUDGE MY HORRIFIC NAILS, IM PAINTING THEM OVER AGAIN TONITE... I SWEAR.......) =)
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